Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.

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especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

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nowijustbreathe:

This makes whatever I will ever have planned for my proposal total shit. 

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

allwaysparamoree:

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me
Come people! Message me! Please! :)

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I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway (via writingaces)

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